Resolved: In the wintertime, snowy weather is better than FAC (Freezing-Ass Cold) weather.
It's incredible, but it's snowing today and it feels almost toasty warm in comparison to the previous two sub-zero days. Thus, I've concluded that I greatly prefer snowy weather over FAC weather, and you should too.
All of this is just a temporary distraction to try to hold me over to summer, because we all know that summer weather is far superior to both. For you mathmatanical folks out there, this may help you sort it out:
Summer Weather > Snowy Weather > Swift Kick In Crotch > Taxes > FAC Weather > Death By Meat Grinder
Oh, and Merry Christmas everyone!
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