My affinity for the pigeon (a good standard bird) is well documented by now. Loyal readers will no doubt recount my April 28th missive, which offered various theories of the numerous dead pigeons visible on Chicago's Interstate 90/94.
Gentle readers, I think the mystery has been solved...
As I was driving downtown this Monday afternoon, out of nowhere a pigeon, boldly and foolishly, proceeded to dive bomb my car, narrowly pulling up at the last second and avoiding a painful windshield-splatter death.
Is this a game? Is it because the pigeons think they see breadcrumbs on the highway? Is it because they are just simply THAT DUMB.
I vote yes.
No comments:
Post a Comment