Oh, they may be incredibly friendly folks with funny accents (eh?) and a penchant for moose, but don't let this fool you...Canada is slowly trying to bring about our demise. How do I know this? Because I've found their weapon of choice to bring about our destruction:
That's right, Canadian Geese. These mean little bastards are taking over our country with each passing winter where they are too lazy to fly south anymore. They hiss and bite if you get too close, they block traffic with their cars, they poop all over our lawns, they chase our pets and children, and now they've gotten even more blatant in their attacks:
"Birds Found in US Airways Jet
Engines Identified as Geese"http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,492346,00.html
Yeah, that's right, now they're taking down our planes, like little jihadists sacrificing themselves for the promise 72 freshly cut lawns to poop on. And yet, they are protected by law? Huh?
This must end.
Canada, show your true colors and take back your demonic weapons of destruction. We appreciate you timber, oil, and beaver pelts, but you can keep the geese. Either that or it's time to get some of these Economic Stimulus Package funds to support growth in a particular industry:
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